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• “I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money.” — Arthur Godfrey, entertainer
• “People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” — Unknown
• “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan, humorist
• “Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.” — Will Rogers, humorist
• "Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." - Benjamin Franklin
• "I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?" - Milton Berle
• “It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required.”
• “The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect."
• "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

And my personal favorite...

“When are we going to be allowed to list the government as a dependent?”