I read on CNN today that Brad and Angelina have sold the rights of the first photos of Knox and Vivienne to People Magazine. The article says they will be in Monday's issue. So I think to myself, "Wait! TODAY is People magazine day!" I quickly put on my flip flops and head for the mailbox.
What do I find when I get there? Not Brad and Angelina on the cover, but the Florida Toddler Mystery. I skim the sidebar, still no mention of the Jolie-Pitt crew. I think to myself, "I've been robbed! Have I been getting my magazines a week late?!?!" I even check the table of contents. Nothing. I am now consumed with worry that I am getting my subscription a week behind everyone else.
I am sick, people. Sick. Maybe they should make People Magazine subscriptions illegal....they are a highly addictive substance.
6 comments:
Whats the Florida toddler mystery?
I'm with Jen there...what is the Florida toddler mystery??
Maybe it means it will be in the next issue??? When you're in a store, check out their issues to make sure they match your own.
"The magazine will feature Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon in an issue to hit newsstands Monday, People spokeswoman Nancy Valentino said Friday."
I read this on msn.com today...
i think they're just releasing a special monday edition we all have to buy!
Oh my sweet baby Jesus...
Hmmm sounds fishy to me. I hope you get to the bottom of this mystery.
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