Happy Thanksgiving

First, the serious part. This year, more than anything else, I am thankful for my husband. We've gone through so much trying to start a family, with so much heartache and frustration, and he's always been there. He has supported every choice I've made. Through it all, even the Crazy Clomid, we haven't lost that "lovin' feeling".

Now the funny part.

5 Ways You Know Your Turkey is a Hooker:

1. It has a big "hole" that you can stuff things in
2. When you warm it up you find things already stuffed in there. They call it a "neck" (using air quotes).
3. It has big breasts.
4. It doesn't take much to get it naked.
5. It can't keep its legs closed, especially when it's done.

I made this list up last night when I started getting slap happy over the food prep for today. I initially shared it with my mom over the phone. =)