Terrible Mood

So I'm in one really rotten mood today, here's why....

1. I'm exhausted! I don't know what's wrong with me, but I'm tired all the time! And no, there's no possible way I could be pregnant. When my alarm goes off in the morning, I can barely get out of bed.

2. My basal body temperature- it's all over the place. The lowest it's been is 96.0. The highest, 96.5. The last four days it's been 96.5, 96.2, 96.5, 96.0. What the heck is that?

3. The monsters at school- I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO done with being treated like dog crap. I'm done taking kids lip and I'm done with their laziness. I feel like worksheeting them to death. They don't respond to lecture. They don't respond to recordings of the stories. They seem to work okay silently, so maybe I'll go back to that. Regardless, I'm done being treated like their servant or scum of the earth.

4. Stupid pee sticks- So each day my ovulation test kit strips has been different. I have no idea if I'm going to get a postive test this month. Last month I didn't and so now I'm totally paranoid and freaked out! If I don't ovulate again this month, I really might kill my doctor for putting me on the Clomid.

5. Stupid people who have stupid sex- The girl at school who got pregnant by accident last spring after having sex ONCE, just told us today that last night she thinks the condom broke while they were having sex. Her baby is like 8 weeks old. If she gets pregnant AGAIN before me and by ACCIDENT again, I might kill myself.

6. My new glasses- I can't figure out of the prescription is wrong or what, by my eyes feel like they're straining today.

So here's what I need. Everyone needs to pray really hard that I:
A. Don't kill any of my kids
B. Don't quit my job
C. Don't kill my co-worker if she gets pregnant again
D. Don't throw my glasses away in frustration
E. Get pregnant this month so I can stop whining about it and feel normal.