Okay, here's this week's list of commentary on People Magazine.
1. HELLO BOOBIES! Whitney Houston has ginormous boobs! At least in the dress she wore to Muhammad Ali's Celebrity Fight Night. It was obscene! I couldn't find the exact picture from People that really showcases her girls, but this one will still get the idea across.
2. Miley Cyrus- what I like about this girl is that she's not afraid to just be her. A teenage girl with a fun personality. She hangs out with girlfriends, she schleps around town in grungy clothes and she even has a YouTube show.
3. Will & Kate- When the heck are they going to get engaged? I can't help myself, I would totally get caught up in their wedding. It's royalty and even I get sucked in.
4. Thank God my TV is starting to come back on. There is a synopsis about Grey's Anatomy in this week's issue and I'm psyched. I've missed my friends Meredith and Derek.
5. The Real Housewives of New York City seem fascinating in a really ridiculous sort of way. Watching rich people who think they're important because they have money. How could this not be hilarious!?!
6. The Last Lecture- this is a published version of the ideas from Randy Pausch's lecture on living life to the fullest. If you didn't see him on Oprah, he's amazing. Not that what he has to say is anything earth shattering, but hearing it from a man who is dying makes a bigger impact.
7. Beyonce and Jay-Z get married in secret. Good for them. Way to keep their private lives private. It will probably help their marriage last longer than 3 months. While in the back of my mind I'd love to see what she looked like in her wedding dress, I totally respect the privacy of that moment. And what the hell is that dress that Gwenyth Paltrow wore to their reception?!?!?
8. Suri Cruise, could I please clone that kid? She's freaking adorable! Her parents are gorgeous so of course the odds of her being adorable were good, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are too, and I don't think Shiloh is that cute.
9. The Polygamy Sect article just amazes me. How is it that there are people out there that actually believe having multiple wives is the only way to heaven? I can't even imagine what it would have been like to be raised in this environment. 14 year old girls are married and having babies. Even being German Baptist seems extreme to me, so this branch of Mormons is flabbergasting.
10. Miss Iowa is awesome! She has cerebral palsy and is a beauty queen. She even started a program for other girls with disabilities so that they could feel beautiful too. Not that girls should need a beauty pageant to feel that way, but still. That's a positive role model.
11. Mile-High Dining sounds AWESOME!
12. Who in the hell decided that Mariah Carey knows how to dress? Her dresses are too tight and too short for her age. And her sunglasses are stupid. She is almost 40. It's time to face the music and start dressing like a grown up Mariah!
4 comments:
I don't get People mag, and now I feel like I read this issue. Thanks! Maybe you should retire from teaching and blog about magazines full time.
The mile high dining looks terrifying!!! Yet I would probably try it. I would probably eat and crap my pants at the same time :)
reading this gets me excited to crack mine open this weekend!! what a teaser!
ok, i'll go ahead and say it though it's not polite... i think miss iowa probably gets some sympathy votes. It's hard to compete as a "normal" contestant when you're probably upper middle class and haven't had any real challenges in your life to overcome besides obscene amounts of positive attention...
I appreciate the updates! I don't get the mag, however, any news of Will's impending engagement will have me entralled. What is it about us and royalty? (then again, we don't have true royalty here (just people who think they are. Or are long lost decendants of some prince so they brag that they are), which may be part of it....)
I like your reviews, too. They're definitely more in-depth than the covers I get to read in the checkout line at the grocery store.
I agree on the Polygamy thing - it's fascinating in a sick sort of way.
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