I Have a Serious Case of the Mondays.

Here is a list of things I'd like to bitch about today.

1. I didn't want to get up and go to work this morning.
2. This weather is retarded. It was 50 yesterday. It barely broke 30 today. There will be snow on the ground by midweek according to the weather man.
3. I am taking a new pill this month that makes me dizzy in the morning if I don't eat enough. This morning I had to sit at my desk for 15 minutes before it went away.
4. My sub from Friday was an idiot.
5. My 4th period kids refused to volunteer for parts to read in the play from the textbook. I told them that if I didn't have volunteers by tomorrow I was going to make them read the whole thing by themselves. They're so lazy!!!!!!!!!
6. My husband forgot to pack the salad dressing for my lunch today. I had to go buy a school lunch.
7. My egg salad sandwich from the school lunch had one slice of white and one slice of wheat bread affixed!
8. I had to yell at a kid this afternoon about making fun of the kid next to him on the spelling pretest.
9. I really don't like my coworkers this year. This is the first time in 4 years that I've really felt like that. I think one of them is purposely not talking to me, but I refuse to confront them. They suck.
10. My stomach is growling, it wants to eat. I have to wait til Kendall brings me something to the basketball game tonight.
11. My sister in law in ruining Christmas. She is being difficult about when we celebrate. It's making everyone miserable. And I'm totally calling her out on it if she pouts at my dinner table on Christmas Day.
12. I have no desire to go Christmas shopping.
13. I still have 3 weeks until my winter break starts.
14. My kids have donated a total of 9 cans for the food drive this year. Last year I had over a thousand. My kids suck.
15. I came home and had to clean up both poop and vomit off my floor. First the poop, which had obviously been sitting there for a while because it was hard and crusty and STUCK to my floor. Then Maggie vomited...when I ran out of paper towels from scrubbing the poop up.
16. Several of our outdoor plugs have decided to short circuit and out hot tub is now in the process of freezing. Yeah. Kendall and his brother are out their trying to fix it right now.
17. I feel fat, ugly, lazy, tired, cranky, and overall very bamhumbugish.

In short, I think I need a snow day.

Update: My very nice husband brought me a roast beef sandwich to the basketball game. And Anne's story about a kid vomiting on her desk today made me feel a little bit better about my work. But I still really don't want to go to work tomorrow.