Time for a random post. As if many haven't been random lately.
1. Soft Core Porn- so Kendall and I came across this in our Showtime On Demand List. It was a "film" called Busty Cops 2. We couldn't help ourselves, we had to watch part of it. Not only does the word Busty catch your attention, but the fact that it's a 2!!! Implying there's a 1!!!!! So basically they got naked for most of the movie and had gratuitous sex for the portion we watched. How do they get away with it you ask? By not showing the "money shot". I was amazed at what my cable programming gave me access to. For the 10 minutes we watched it, we found ourselves critiquing the breasts of each woman. It was definitely obvious who'd had implants.
2. Kendall's obsession with TV- He wants to watch it all the time! Movies, TV shows, TV on DVD. I'm tired of watch TV. I like reading books. TV in my head. I finally told him tonight to go watch it on his own and I'd catch up later. He pouts about it. It's weird. I wish he'd read more.....
3. Our lawn tractor- Had to rent a U-haul and return it today. Long story short, Home Cheapo lied to us and we couldn't by the extended warranty we wanted on the mower. It's been acting up and we've only had it 30 days! I got mad and returned it today. And now we're going to go buy a John Deere at Lowes. LOL! ps. I LOVE lawn tractors. Makes my two hour mow only 40 minutes long!
4. School- I have barely gone in this summer. I think I'm still in denial that I have to get new kids. I told Kendall the other day that sometimes it just feels like we're on a long "spring break" and that my kids from last year will be coming back in August. Like I'm saving stories in my head to tell them. I've never been affected by a group of kids like this before. I love them. I miss them. I am sad that I have to get new kids. I don't want new kids. I want my old ones. It makes my heart hurt to see them. Because I miss them so much. More than they could ever know. I sound pathetic. But these kids really affected me. I have to be conscious not to carry that over into my new year.
5. Our new neighbors- They ROCK! We just met Jamie (wife) and Andrea (Italian husband) two weeks ago. But we are already finding that we have many things in common. I really wish we had small children because it would be just one extra thing we have. They have a two year old named Matteo and have a baby girl due in 5 months. I'm really excited about them because we both want to live in our houses long term and I think that we will become great friends. It's so nice to have cool neighbors. Jessica commented that Kendall and I seem to have good luck with neighbors. And we truly do. We've loved our neighbors in both of our houses.
Okay, time to go spend a little time snuggling with Kendall!
5 comments:
I completely agree, cable lets tooo much on, language included as well.
I like to read more then watch tv, but sometimes it is nice to just stop thinking for awhile and watch some random show. :)
Lisa - how am I a brave woman??
Glad to hear that you went to Lowes (aka Jimmy Stewart) to get a Deer! :-) Gotta love green to cut the green. :-P
Glad to hear that someone has all the luck with awesome neighbors... we thought that ours would be good and yeah, well...
Martha, I think you're brave to be out in the dating world. I think if I hadn't met Kendall in college I would be alone forever. I know, it sounds pathetic. But even when I was in college I wasn't really the "dating" type. I was lazy. So the fact that you even think about dating is brave to me.
Karen was really good at dating people. She would go out and meet people. I was kinda hermity...I had no chance of getting dates...unless I puked in front of them. Which is how I got Kendall...LOL!!
It's a horrible impulse I suppose, but any time I see or hear the word porn I say (or think) bow-chicka-wow-wow. It's so automatic Pavlov would be proud...or disturbed.
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